The Calcium Kid

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2004 "It takes a lotta bottle to be the champ"
The Calcium Kid
The Calcium Kid

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5.6 | 1h29m | en | Comedy

When milkman Jimmy Connelly accidentally puts Britain's contender for the World title out of action, he is propelled from amateur boxer to the world stage and announced as the replacement contender for the championship fight.

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5.6 | 1h29m | en | More Info
Released: April. 30,2004 | Released Producted By: Universal Pictures , WT² Productions Country: United Kingdom Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
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When milkman Jimmy Connelly accidentally puts Britain's contender for the World title out of action, he is propelled from amateur boxer to the world stage and announced as the replacement contender for the championship fight.

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Comedy

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Cast

Tamer Hassan

Director

Robyn Paiba

Producted By

Universal Pictures

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Robyn Paiba
Robyn Paiba

Art Direction

Daniel May
Daniel May

Art Direction

Joel Collins
Joel Collins

Production Design

Kate Beckly
Kate Beckly

Set Decoration

David M. Dunlap
David M. Dunlap

Director of Photography

Sammy Sheldon
Sammy Sheldon

Costume Design

Jennifer Harty
Jennifer Harty

Makeup Artist

Tanya Lodge
Tanya Lodge

Makeup Designer

George Cottle
Alex De Rakoff
Alex De Rakoff

Director

Jon Harris
Jon Harris

Editor

Mags Arnold
Mags Arnold

Editor

Jina Jay
Jina Jay

Casting

Dixie Chassay
Dixie Chassay

Casting Assistant

Richard Johns
Richard Johns

Co-Producer

Natascha Wharton
Natascha Wharton

Executive Producer

Tim Bevan
Tim Bevan

Producer

Eric Fellner
Eric Fellner

Producer

Lee Herrick
Lee Herrick

ADR Editor

Colin Cooper
Colin Cooper

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The Calcium Kid Audience Reviews 1k117

Laikals The greatest movie ever made..!
Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.
Hadrina The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Micah Lloyd Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.
holliss24 This "film" is a direct rip off of Danny Kaye's The Kid From Brooklyn, which is an absolutely wonderful movie. The Calcium Kid doesn't even give credit to the original film, it just butchers it with plot holes and cheap pretentious laughs. I adore Orlando Bloom just like any other girl, but this is not one of his best or funnier movies. He is great, but this film falls completely flat. Trying to redo a Danny Kaye picture was a terrible idea as he is the master of comedy IMHO. This movie has some great actors, but as I said before, they completely and utterly butchered the original and without giving any credit to the original. Don't waste your time on this and watch the original with Danny Kaye.
Jackson Booth-Millard I had heard a little about this film when it was in cinemas, it was a sort of star vehicle for the rising star of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but it was loathed by the critics. Basically this is a Mockumentary focusing on the rise to fame for English milkman turned boxer Jimmy Connelly (Orlando Bloom). He "accidently" knocks down the champion of the boxing club being a stand-in partner, this champion was due to face American boxing world champion Jose Mendez (Crash's Michael Peña). So sleazy boxing manager Herbie Bush (Omid Djalili) decides to pit this unknown milkman against the champ, and in preparation he starts training with Irish coach Paddy O'Flannagan (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's David Kelly). Jimmy, or 'The Calcium Kid', just goes along with everything crook-like Bush wants, and there is obviously when everything goes low, but the big fight does come around, and I can't be bothered to the result. Also starring Kidulthood's Rafe Spall (Timothy's son) as Stan Parlour, Tamer Hassan as Pete Wright, Godzilla's Michael Lerner as Artie Cohen, Ronni Ancona as Pat Connelly, Billie Piper as Angel, Green Wing's Mark Heap as Sebastian Gore-Brown, Peter Serafinowicz as Dave King, Frank Bruno and Chris Eubank. Think of it as the British equivalent of Rocky, the only difference being that this film bores you to death, you don't care about the lead character or ing, there are no good jokes, and it is predictable and uninteresting story. It is one of the most boring films I have ever seen, even though I stuck with it, it is still one of those films I wish I'd turned off, and a true failure of a sports comedy. Poor!
nortshell I was disappointed by this film. Consindering that it was from 2003 I don't understand why a star like bloom would ever agree to such a script. Maybe it was the directors fault but I really didn't like the acting, and I've seen what bloom can do "kingdom of heaven" and this was nothing.The story was lacking, the acting not very convincing and I really did not feel for this film. Bought it, and probably wont see it again unless I got serious hangovers and already have seen all the good stuff.Orlando was very childes and the performance didn't look whole hearted. Some of the ing acting was okay.
Scarlet McNally What the hell is the matter with this movie? Firstly, I've seen some bad Orlando Bloom films, but this one just takes the mick. His accent is simply terrible. The jokes in this film are pathetic. I wanted to cry at the embarrassment of this film. I just don't get how people think that it is even remotely good. After the first 10 minutes (which included Mr Bloom feeling himself up in his bed) I just couldn't stand much more. I don't see how anybody can sit through this movie, even if it does have a popular heart-throb (although horrendous actor) Orlando in it, it's just a very very badly made and badly acted film.Shame on you.