Fat Actress

Fat Actress 462l5b

2005
Fat Actress
Fat Actress

Fat Actress 462l5b

6.1 | TV-MA | en | Comedy

Kirstie Alley's semi-autobiographical tale describes her struggles as a former television star with weight loss, getting roles, and finding love.

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EP1  Big Butts
Mar. 07,2005
Big Butts

Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.

EP2  Charlie's Angels
Mar. 14,2005
Charlie's Angels

One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.

EP3  Holy Lesbo Batman
Mar. 21,2005
Holy Lesbo Batman

Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.

EP4  The Koi Effect
Mar. 28,2005
The Koi Effect

Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.

EP5  Crack For Good
Apr. 04,2005
Crack For Good

Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene

EP6  Cry Baby McGuire
Apr. 11,2005
Cry Baby McGuire

Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends

EP7  Hold This
Apr. 18,2005
Hold This

Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC because she realizes that she is low on cash.

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Released: 2005-03-07 | Released Producted By: Production Partners , Country: United States of America Budget: 0 Revenue: 0 Official Website:
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Kirstie Alley's semi-autobiographical tale describes her struggles as a former television star with weight loss, getting roles, and finding love.

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Rachael Harris

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Brenda Hampton

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Fat Actress Audience Reviews 6e1050

RyothChatty ridiculous rating
Nessieldwi Very interesting film. Was caught on the premise when seeing the trailer but unsure as to what the outcome would be for the showing. As it turns out, it was a very good film.
Sammy-Jo Cervantes There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
Brenda The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
boyinflares Kirstie Alley, Bryan Callen and Rachael Harris need to be in every television show and movie (TV movies included) ever. The three of them are amazing. I have always been a fan of Kirstie's, but "Fat Actress" was my introduction to Callen and Harris. I can't believe I have never seen or heard of them before, they are amazing.The fact that Kirstie was fat shouldn't really matter. What's wrong with a "fat actress" starring in a blockbuster film? There are plenty of fat and over weight men starring in films and television, but women? That's almost unheard of, and often scrutinised when they are. I applaud Kirstie for taking such a risk with "Fat Actress", as it is such a fantastic show, but in all honesty, i think to the general viewer it was mostly a "hit and miss" sort of show. A lot of the humor would have gone straight over the head of people who don't necessarily know what Kirstie, Bryan or Rachael were talking about.Another gripe I have with the show overall is that it wasn't long enough. 7 episodes? Is that all we get?! I know she was losing weight towards the end of the series, but it would have been fantastic to have at least 12 episodes. The episodes that we do have though are hilarious and can be watched over and over again (if one desires).Being sort of a mockumentary style show, as it isn't really a sitcom being that Kirstie is playing herself, the flow of the show is different to regular comedies, and there will be extended times where Kirstie, Bryan and Rachael will just be sitting down talking - which is fine, they were some of the funniest moments! Be warned though, there is a lot of swearing! Kirstie is in top form here, as usual, her comic timing is great, and she (despite making fun of herself) carries so much sophistication with her. Bryan Callen is a real hottie, and amazingly funny. Rachael Harris has the best hair, and she is super smart. The DVD features an episode with commentary by the three of them, and it is so fun to hear them talking about their show. They seem to all really get on well, and enjoyed working on the show.Their are guest stars galore in "Fat Actress", from Kirstie's good friend John Travolta playing himself, and his wife Kelly Preston playing super-bitch Quinn Taylor Scott who eats tissue paper for lunch, to NBC executive Jeff Zucker playing himself (so funny), Melissa Gilbert and Rhea Perlman both make small appearances, McG plays himself, Leah Remini is terrific playing herself, and Mayim Bialik is awesome, but only features in two episodes. There is also a lot of name dropping and references to Kirstie's other works, which is very fun.So, while the series was short lived, this seven-episode show was a terrific gem. I hope to see a lot more of Bryan and Rachael in the future, and that Kirstie continues her success throughout her career. Overall, I give this series 8/10, it losing points for reasons mentioned earlier. Give it a watch, as long as you prepare to be offended, and end up laughing hard out.
rochelle-rochelle This sitcom is basically a half-hearted attempt to copy Larry Charles in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Kirstie fails miserably. Every episode shows her stuffing her face and not even TRYING to lose weight. Watching it I'm wondering, what am I doing watching this loser of a show? It's not what it claims to be because Kirstie "gets work" even as a fat actress. Fact is, it's a man's world and there is no way around it. Men can be ugly, fat, balding, flat-butt, short, whatever, and we accept it. However, fat women are DISGUSTING on film and the last thing a viewer wants to see is a fat woman EATING compulsively on TV. This show is disgusting, not even funny and should be canceled.That being said, Rachael Harris is awesome. She carries the show. The time she smoked crack from Kirstie's brother was hilarious. And her comments as Kirstie and others are talking are spot on and hilarious. Now, I would LOVE to see HER get her own show.But to Kirstie - if you are going to star in your own show - be original. You are just a "showtime" "subpar" version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. You aren't funny.
liquidcelluloid-1 Network: Showtime; Genre: Improv Comedy; Content Rating: TV-MA (for profanity, suggested sex, graphic sexual dialog); Available: DVD; Perspective: Contemporary (star range: 1 - 4); Seasons Reviewed: Complete Series (1 season) Kirstie Alley has gained quite a bit of weight since her days on "Cheers" and "Veronica's Closet". She's fat. Hilarity ensues. "Fat Actress" follows this thread-thin premise in which Alley, as herself, tries to claw her way back onto TV in Hollywood despite her now increased size. We're also supposed to forget (one of the many leaps in logic the show requires) is that the only reason Alley is in this position in the first place is because at one time Alley was Hollywood Hot and reaped all the benefits that come with. She's now fighting the beast that created her because she never developed a Plan B to fall back on.Acknowledging at the top that the slings and arrows actresses like Alley suffer from the celebrity tabloid culture is deplorable, I have to also it that any show spitting back isn't automatically good either. But any hope for an intellectual discussion about showiz superficiality, or even a forceful attack on the culture, flies out the window from the beginning when the show sinks like a stone into "black man's c***" jokes David Brent wouldn't tell in episode 1 and a protracted laxative sequence that consumes the majority of episode 2."Fat Actress" is a packaged hissy fit for Alley in which she (literally and frequently) whines, screams, cries, throws herself around her mansion and generally acts like a toddler in a movie theater. Alley uses the soap box forum given to her by Showtime and some money freed up from the cancellation of "Dead Like Me" to let loose all the anger she has bottled up at the tabloid press over the years. Her self-loathing swallows up everything on screen. It is a punishing experience.Alley and co-creator Brenda Hampton ("7th Heaven") have studied Larry David's HBO improve comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" intently and recreate the formula pretty much verbatim. But here is the thing. While the dia "Curb" is improvised, giving the show that wonderful conversational rhythm, David and his players have a focused idea as to where the story is going to go. Here nobody seems to know what is going on. "Fat's" unfolding stories are a disorganized mess making almost no sense from minute to minute. Case in point, the finale involving Alley, a bathtub, NBC president Jeff Zucker and a $2 million development deal is so disted it requires us to put the pieces back together like a puzzle. The show nonsensically swings from self-loathing to self-indulgence at the drop of a hat (witness "Cry Baby McGuire" where Alley goes from a lonely depression to being whisked away to a billionaire's cabin).And that natural dialog that comes from improve? Alley and Hampton's idea of natural is having the actors screaming over each other, repeating their lines until they think they've been heard. And as you might expect the joke of choice is the age-old "fat joke" - stretched a thousand different ways. What you might not expect is that the show seeks to be as weird as it is broad. Alley dances with little people during a play-date. Kelly Preston, as her extreme weight loose consultant, eats tissues with a pair of chopsticks. Each episode ends with a retro dance number sequence via "Strangers with Candy". It marks the first time any use of "Baby Got Back" doesn't get a free laugh from me.I'm just going to say this and if nobody gets it, nobody gets it. What "Fat Actress" reminds me the most of is the Joe Eszterhas film disaster "Burn, Hollywood, Burn". A smarmy, mishandled Hollywood satire buried under a gluttonous use of celebrities patting themselves on the back using jokes that conceptually may have sounded like a good, cheeky, idea except that none of them ever go anywhere. A painful sequence on the set of a third "Charlie's Angels" film - where Alley is flying through the air on a harness and you can probably take it from there - is a perfect example. What are we supposed to do when Mayim Bialik (having gained a bit of weight herself) shows up and spontaneously dances to the "Blossom" theme? Or with Kevin Nealon as a psychotic neighbor whom everybody knows beat a murder rap? Or the revelation that McG has a "stunt director"?Another spectacular miscalculation is the use of Jeff Zucker (in an atrocious comic turn) to bump up the "cool", "inside Hollywood" factor. That should say it all right there. It you're still watching, Christopher McDonald gets the only laughs as Alley's crack addicted brother. In "Crack for Good" the word "crack" is the punch-line.Bryan Callen and the charming Rachael Harris as Alley's live-in assistant and hairdresser, respectively, do their best to make the show tolerable. In "Hold It", "The Koi Effect" and "Holy Lesbo Batman" (told you it wasn't funny) they are the shining points in this otherwise bankrupt production. You almost get the feeling that if "Fat" wasn't already a runaway train, they would know how to turn it around. In "Hold it" when the two are running around trying to meet the unreasonable demands of their pampered boss as well as keeping her from making a fool of herself, I started getting the idea that THIS is what the show should really be about."Fat Actress" is total mess. One of the most disorganized, angry, convoluted and miserable shows in quite a while. It isn't a pointed satire of Hollywood superficiality, it doesn't have a message, it is about Kirstie Alley and only Kirstie Alley. That which was retroactively proved when Alley decided to end the show after she lost her own weight. Sorry, all other fat actresses, you're on your own.½ / 4
Mike Simon I completely disagree, I think this show is absolutely hilarious and very well done. Kirstie did what wanted to do and she was herself, and that's what makes it a good show. I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting to see, but I recently found them on our "On Demand" channel and thought I'd watch the first one. My friends and I all watched it, and we all agreed that it was a very good show and watched every episode of season 1. Even after I've seen them all, I go back and watch my favorites. I'm not one to watch much TV, it just doesn't entertain me, but I've always been pulled toward Kirstie's movies and TV shows, they're the best!