mraculeated The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.
Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
tbills2 Just once I'd like to walk out of a bar (starts blaring RATM Sleep Now in the Fire)!! OMG I love these movies. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is super dope! Way better than even the 1st 1. Way hotter too omg. Is it getting hot in here? Cameron as Natalie is silly hot. Isn't it kinda warm? Lucy as Alex is super hot. It's getting heated. I swear I'm sweating. Drew as Dylan is rocking hot. Ok it's seriously burning up in here. Did somebody just turn up the temperature? I'm literally on fire. I love everything about this movie. EVERYTHING! The music is super dope and the action is too. Full Throttle is my #1 favorite movie of all-time. Just ahead of Braveheart and Forrest Gump. I seriously love how awesomely super crazy sexy it is. Like nonstop. Drew and Cameron and Lucy are super cute together. OMG. I love it when the Angels smile or laugh or kid or be cute or be serious or check out a hot guy. Lucy Drew and Cameron are all glowy in Charlie's Angels like the Angels have a visible aura. It's setting my balls on fire. There are about 600 million crazy sexy moments I love from this movie so I couldn't possibly list them all here but here are just a few of my favorite hot moments - the zooming in Angel introductions in the Northern Mongolian mountain tavern at the very beginning with Natalie's mechanical bull ride (uh yyes) - Alex's gymnastic montage (Lucy in pigtails and a leotard yaay!) - Hammer Time with the 3 girls dancing clothed with a couch (super hot) - surfing at the beach with Madison Lee in black and Natalie Cook in white bikinis (cooool, really really cool) - Helen Zaas tongue wrestling Seamus O'Grady (ass-tonishing) - the Treasure Chest burlesque show (in the history of hotness has there ever been anything hotter, no, oh god) - the Angels cracking out of their angels sculpture nude and ready for action (shadowy and sweet) - Natalie going to the little boys room and dancing in her prom dress with Pete (yes! yes! yes! yes!) - Madison aiming her gun in her big ol' fur and itty bitty lingerie (holy smoking hot Demi Moore) - the Angels washing cars at the car wash post credits (me likey me want more please) - in complete secession. Drew Lucy and Cameron are beautiful by like far. They are all really super sweet. I love Lucy the most.
gavin6942 The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.What this film did right: the soundtrack. With bands like Electric Six, White Zombie, Prodigy and more, this kicks more butt than just about any other soundtrack. Also, the inclusion of actual cannibal Shia Labeouf is nice touch.What they did wrong: just about everything else. First of all, the addition of Bernie Mac to replace Bill Murray. You cannot replace Bill Murray. And then, just the weakness of it all. The whole point seems to be to make a movie even fluffier than the first, and try to make Cameron Diaz even more unlikable.
asc85 After the fun, well-done original movie in 2000 that was based on the classic TV series, the producers, plus Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu had a certifiable hit on their hands that would be able to spawn sequel after sequel, and generate tons and tons of money for all. So what did they do? They squandered it all with a sequel where they just assumed they could put just about anything out, and people would continue to go see it. Except the public isn't that stupid. Putting them in hot outfits and thinking you could get away with a ridiculous plot line, silly dialogue, and smug acting was arrogant beyond belief. I at the time when the bad reviews came out, Lucy Liu said something like, "I really don't care if people aren't happy with what we did." Well that's great, because you lost all those sequels and an easy way to make lots of money!
carbuff God help me, but I loved this. It's stupid and ridiculous. It's trashy, squishy, soft-soft-core porn. But it's got fluorescent and pastel colors. It's got 80s and 90s music. It's got cool machines. It's got over-the-top unreal stunts. This is about as far as you can get from high-minded culture short of films rated with triple letters, but it's a great guilty pleasure for me since I grew up watching bad TV in the 70s. The recipe is basic, but a hell of a lot more satisfying than meatloaf. Take yourself some stale old TV schlock like "Charlie's Angels", pour in a few zillion dollars, stir and simmer for an hour and 45 minutes, and out comes a tasty confection of pure negative-calorie, big- screen idiocy. This is a truly sincerely positive review, although you've got to be able to really power your brain down to enjoy this sort of extreme mindlessness, something nobody has ever said I have a problem doing. Maybe some of that zen or om or whatever crap from the 70s or 80s or whenever might put you in the mood. Sure you'd feel queasy if you watched too much stuff like this, but then I hope you'd never be dumb enough to try subsisting on nothing but Cheetos either. Producing this movie was an utterly indefensible waste of sorely-needed, invaluable, declining resources unjustifiably extracted from an impoverished planet careening towards global ecological collapse, but since it's neither fattening or highly addictive, I'll let it slide. I suspect that subjecting yourself to this cheese overdose may be positively correlated with early-onset dementia, but that's a risk I deem worth taking. Really, I'm not being facetious. I got a kick out of this movie. It's legal and doesn't burn a hole in your nose or give you the munchies. You can even drive a car after consuming it, although I probably wouldn't. The other side of the coin is that if you absolutely insist on thinking, it might be impossible to do worse than this film. Uh- oh, I wonder what all I just wrote implies about me.
